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Really? Black Senate Seat?

Valid Point from Fox News’s “Fox Forum”

Laura Washington: Chicago Sun-Times

Watch as U.S. Representative Bobby Rush (D) attempts to undo all of the progress made in the last two years. This is race-baiting at its finest. Not one iota of merit in the message that he is trying to convey. Roland Burris, while pioneering, is not exceptional and the words “Black Senate Seat” should never leave the neuroreceptors in the deep recesses of the backs of your minds.Burris is a Howard Law graduate and is considered the first state-wide elected African American (comptroller and AG). He deserves some credit but not at the sake of controversy or defending Blago. Hopefully, the President Elect goes against the grain and condemns this nonsense before it gets out of hand.

Thanks for reading,


December 31st, 2008 Posted by | Because Barack Wouldn't Do it | no comments

On a lighter note: Kobe Bryant, D.J. ‘AM’ (wearing Kanye’s Signature Nikes), and Mike Epps…Hillarious.

Nike Zoom Kobe IV iD – Kobe Bryant + Mike Epps + DJ AM – Full Version from on Vimeo.

December 30th, 2008 Posted by | Pictures Worth Seeing | no comments

The Joke is on the RNC: Barack is no “Magical Negro….”

…But the fact that the media broadcasted Mr. John ‘Chip’ Saltsman’s Christmas gift all over the world as the racially insensitive joke that he intended, should assure all political scientists and enthusiasts that the G.O.P will win no more than 3% of the black vote in 2012. Good Luck, Governor Jindal.


The true meaning of the “Magical Negro” is seldomly positive. It is typically a subservient, less than spectacular aid to the protagonist, wikipedia has this character listed as: Sidney Poitier (in General), Michael Clarke Duncan on “The Green Mile”, Morgan Freeman in “Bruce/Evan Almighty” and “Shawshank Redemption”and Will Smith in “Bagger Vance.”  As I always say to my super duper conservative buddies that like to comment on Obama’s shallow potential and his sole posession, the ability to speak well, ”How many of us will attend two Ivy League schools, graduate without legacy, become a State Senator, U.S. Senator, and President-Elect before turning 48?” ”But Webster, affirmative action!!” No, affirmative action may help a student earn a spot, just like legacy does. But legacy typically gets you through, sometimes undeservingly.  President-Elect Obama is no “Magical Negro,” because he is not inferior in any way, as the connotation intends.

Wikipedia’s Definition Parsing Barack the Magic Negro

National Review Online: You Can Explain a Joke, but You Can’t Save It

CNN: G.O.P Reaction Divided

The original LA Times article that inspired the song.

Obama the ‘Magic Negro’


The Illinois senator lends himself to white America’s idealized, less-than-real black man.

By David Ehrenstein
L.A.-based DAVID EHRENSTEIN writes about Hollywood and politics.

March 19, 2007

AS EVERY CARBON-BASED life form on this planet surely knows, Barack Obama, the junior Democratic senator from Illinois, is running for president. Since making his announcement, there has been no end of commentary about him in all quarters — musing over his charisma and the prospect he offers of being the first African American to be elected to the White House.

But it’s clear that Obama also is running for an equally important unelected office, in the province of the popular imagination — the “Magic Negro.”

The Magic Negro is a figure of postmodern folk culture, coined by snarky 20th century sociologists, to explain a cultural figure who emerged in the wake of Brown vs. Board of Education. “He has no past, he simply appears one day to help the white protagonist,” reads the description on Wikipedia .

He’s there to assuage white “guilt” (i.e., the minimal discomfort they feel) over the role of slavery and racial segregation in American history, while replacing stereotypes of a dangerous, highly sexualized black man with a benign figure for whom interracial sexual congress holds no interest.

As might be expected, this figure is chiefly cinematic — embodied by such noted performers as Sidney Poitier, Morgan Freeman, Scatman Crothers, Michael Clarke Duncan, Will Smith and, most recently, Don Cheadle. And that’s not to mention a certain basketball player whose very nickname is “Magic.”

Poitier really poured on the “magic” in “Lilies of the Field” (for which he won a best actor Oscar) and “To Sir, With Love” (which, along with “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner,” made him a No. 1 box-office attraction). In these films, Poitier triumphs through yeoman service to his white benefactors. “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” is particularly striking in this regard, as it posits miscegenation without evoking sex. (Talk about magic!)

The same can’t quite be said of Freeman in “Driving Miss Daisy,” “Seven” and the seemingly endless series of films in which he plays ersatz paterfamilias to a white woman bedeviled by a serial killer. But at least he survives, unlike Crothers in “The Shining,” in which psychic premonitions inspire him to rescue a white family he barely knows and get killed for his trouble. This heart-tug trope is parodied in Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.” The film’s sole black student at a Columbine-like high school arrives in the midst of a slaughter, helps a girl escape and is immediately gunned down. See what helping the white man gets you?

And what does the white man get out of the bargain? That’s a question asked by John Guare in “Six Degrees of Separation,” his brilliant retelling of the true saga of David Hampton — a young, personable gay con man who in the 1980s passed himself off as the son of none other than the real Sidney Poitier. Though he started small, using the ruse to get into Studio 54, Hampton discovered that countless gullible, well-heeled New Yorkers, vulnerable to the Magic Negro myth, were only too eager to believe in his baroque fantasy. (One of the few who wasn’t fooled was Andy Warhol, who was astonished his underlings believed Hampton’s whoppers. Clearly Warhol had no need for the accouterment of interracial “goodwill.”)

But the same can’t be said of most white Americans, whose desire for a noble, healing Negro hasn’t faded. That’s where Obama comes in: as Poitier’s “real” fake son.

The senator’s famously stem-winding stump speeches have been drawing huge crowds to hear him talk of uniting rather than dividing. A praiseworthy goal. Consequently, even the mild criticisms thrown his way have been waved away, “magically.” He used to smoke, but now he doesn’t; he racked up a bunch of delinquent parking tickets, but he paid them all back with an apology. And hey, is looking good in a bathing suit a bad thing?

The only mud that momentarily stuck was criticism (white and black alike) concerning Obama’s alleged “inauthenticty,” as compared to such sterling examples of “genuine” blackness as Al Sharpton and Snoop Dogg. Speaking as an African American whose last name has led to his racial “credentials” being challenged — often several times a day — I know how pesky this sort of thing can be.

Obama’s fame right now has little to do with his political record or what he’s written in his two (count ‘em) books, or even what he’s actually said in those stem-winders. It’s the way he’s said it that counts the most. It’s his manner, which, as presidential hopeful Sen. Joe Biden ham-fistedly reminded us, is “articulate.” His tone is always genial, his voice warm and unthreatening, and he hasn’t called his opponents names (despite being baited by the media).

Like a comic-book superhero, Obama is there to help, out of the sheer goodness of a heart we need not know or understand. For as with all Magic Negroes, the less real he seems, the more desirable he becomes. If he were real, white America couldn’t project all its fantasies of curative black benevolence on him.


December 29th, 2008 Posted by | Political Commentary | no comments

Christmas Eve Wish List

A little list that I put together while relaxing with my little family and our in-laws. Have a Merry Christmas and God Bless.
Here goes:
1. Alexis Leigh Smith taking her first step on our camera

2. Enough clothes for Julian Yanger to begin again

3. George Washington or Howard University Law

4. My brothers remaining safe in their respective New York City Colleges

5. Continued guidance, strength and God’s grace

6.  The ability and resources to take care of my mom

7. That my wife realizes her dream of teaching inner-city kids, when the time comes

8. Lindsey and I performing well at the CrossFit Games 2009

9. Growing a savings account for Alexis’ education

10. The opportunity to share my story with the right person in hopes that it changes their heart

Thanks for Reading,

Lindsey, Alexis Leigh, and Webster Smith


December 24th, 2008 Posted by | News | one comment

Pennsylvania Ave?